Name Dropping

My husband changed his name. What’s that about? I was Crosby. Super easy to pronounce and then I took on Lubbe. Yeah, go ahead, say it out loud. You didn’t come close. It’s pronounced Libba. Yeah I know, I get asked to repeat myself a lot. So what is Carl’s new name? “Carl Dylan”. It’s a stage name. Yeah, most 14-year-olds think I’m cool now. He changed it for the same reason, no one can tell their friend about Carl Loobee and then actually find him on YouTube. But don’t worry, I’ll just take it out on my kids and name them something like Ruby Loobee… Does anyone have any other horrible suggestions for kids names?